“Here Lies My Last Fuck” Crystal Tombstones

For when you’ve officially run out of fucks to give! 😂✨ These cheeky little crystal tombstones are the perfect combination of beautiful natural stone and a healthy dose of attitude.

Each tombstone has been beautifully polished into a classic gravestone shape and finished with bold gold lettering reading “HERE LIES MY LAST FUCK” — making them a hilarious and eye-catching addition to any crystal collection.

Choose from:

🖤 Yooperlite – A gorgeous grey stone with natural black and darker mineral inclusions. Yooperlite is particularly special under UV light, where its fluorescent properties can produce a striking orange glow.

🍓 Strawberry Quartz – A beautiful soft pink stone with natural inclusions and sparkling details, giving each piece its own unique colouring and character.

✨ Details:

• Beautifully polished crystal tombstone
• Gold lettering
• Available in Yooperlite or Strawberry Quartz
• Each piece has completely natural colouring, markings and inclusions
• A fun and unusual crystal gift
• Perfect for crystal collectors, alt/goth décor or anyone who has simply run out of fucks to give! 😂

Please note: Natural stones will vary in colour, pattern, inclusions and translucency. Each piece is completely unique, so the one you receive may differ slightly from the photographs.

A crystal with attitude — because sometimes there really are no fucks left. 🪦😂✨